Bet we could fit two in those bunkers. Can I hit your hydrant? Care to hit my hydrant? Care to see the hosebed? Did u know that women firefighters are professional hose handlers. Don’t prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water. Ever been in a firefighter before? Firefighters are always in heat. Firemen have the longest hoses First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now? Get rid of your smoke detector and sleep with a firefighter. Girl in bar: what do you do for a living? Firefighter reply; I make the six o’clock news. Hey girl! It’s my job to go in when it’s extremely Hot and I never pull out until it’s dripping wet. Hey girl! Wanna slide down my pole. Hey Girl! You know firefighter have huge hoses. Hey handsome, do you want to play firefighters? Together, we can practice “stop, drop and roll”. I am a firefighter, I run into burning buildings to save a complete stranger, imagine what I would do for you. I am on fire, you wanna stop drop and roll with me? I could make you scream louder than the siren. I don’t have a very long hose, but i got one hell of a pumper. I save babies, puppies, and kittens. And I look forward to saving you from a boring life! I wanna hear you scream like the siren. I would climb you like a ladder. I’m a firefighter. I’m a woman firefighter but I forgot my hose. Can I use yours? I’m a fireman; I’m an expert in what’s hot. I’m going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire! I’m on fire, put me out! In my line of work I’m required to put fires out but if you want to start one call me. It’s long, hard and Pumps like a bastard, but that’s just the Truck Nice hose, does it pump? Play with fire and you end up burnt BUT play with a firefighter and you end up wet. The fire might be out but you are still smoking hot. The hotter you get, the faster we come! Trust me I’m a fire fighter Wanna go for a ride along? Then later I can show you the truck. Wanna slide down my pole? Want to see my hose lay? Want to see my tool? You can call me “The Fireman”….mainly because I turn the hoes on. You can climb me like a ladder. You handle that hose well, how about the other one? You wanna stop drop and roll with me? You’re hotter than a 4 alarm fire. Your hosebed or mine? Your so hot, a firefighter couldn’t put you out.

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