| Bet we could fit two in those bunkers. |
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| Can I hit your hydrant? |
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| Care to hit my hydrant? |
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| Care to see the hosebed? |
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| Did u know that women firefighters are professional hose handlers. |
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| Don’t prime the pump unless you want to squirt a little water. |
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| Ever been in a firefighter before? |
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| Firefighters are always in heat. |
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| Firemen have the longest hoses |
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| First rule for a patient is to remove all restricting clothing, can I go ahead and start now? |
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| Get rid of your smoke detector and sleep with a firefighter. |
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| Girl in bar: what do you do for a living? Firefighter reply; I make the six o’clock news. |
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| Hey girl! It’s my job to go in when it’s extremely Hot and I never pull out until it’s dripping wet. |
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| Hey girl! Wanna slide down my pole. |
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| Hey Girl! You know firefighter have huge hoses. |
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| Hey handsome, do you want to play firefighters? Together, we can practice “stop, drop and roll”. |
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| I am a firefighter, I run into burning buildings to save a complete stranger, imagine what I would do for you. |
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| I am on fire, you wanna stop drop and roll with me? |
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| I could make you scream louder than the siren. |
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| I don’t have a very long hose, but i got one hell of a pumper. |
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| I save babies, puppies, and kittens. And I look forward to saving you from a boring life! |
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| I wanna hear you scream like the siren. |
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| I would climb you like a ladder. |
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| I’m a firefighter. |
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| I’m a woman firefighter but I forgot my hose. Can I use yours? |
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| I’m a fireman; I’m an expert in what’s hot. |
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| I’m going to ride you like a fire truck on a bad stretch of road on the way to a 6 alarm fire! |
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| I’m on fire, put me out! |
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| In my line of work I’m required to put fires out but if you want to start one call me. |
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| It’s long, hard and Pumps like a bastard, but that’s just the Truck |
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| Nice hose, does it pump? |
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| Play with fire and you end up burnt BUT play with a firefighter and you end up wet. |
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| The fire might be out but you are still smoking hot. |
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| The hotter you get, the faster we come! |
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| Trust me I’m a fire fighter |
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| Wanna go for a ride along? Then later I can show you the truck. |
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| Wanna slide down my pole? |
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| Want to see my hose lay? |
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| Want to see my tool? |
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| You can call me “The Fireman”….mainly because I turn the hoes on. |
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| You can climb me like a ladder. |
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| You handle that hose well, how about the other one? |
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| You wanna stop drop and roll with me? |
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| You’re hotter than a 4 alarm fire. |
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| Your hosebed or mine? |
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| Your so hot, a firefighter couldn’t put you out. |
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